A virgin bride allegedly battered her husband on their honeymoon after seeing his penis for the first time.
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Madyibi, 32, ended up with a bandaged head after getting intimate with
his wife on their honeymoon having decided to abstain until they were
wed.
The
unnamed wife described her husband's penis as a 'hairy, scary cucumber'
and he reportedly goes by the nickname of 'Anaconda' after his football
teammates saw his manhood in the changing rooms.
'All was well and she enjoyed the foreplay,' Madyibi told the Daily Star.
'But all hell broke loose the moment I took off my underwear.'
As the heavy petting continued, he said his wife reacted in horror, bit his ear and squeezed his private parts.
'Before
I knew it,' he added, 'she knocked me over with a bottle of wine before
attempting to suffocate me with a red and white teddy bear I'd bought
her as a gift.'
The screams woke
up other guests at their bed an breakfast in Coffee Bay, South Africa,
and the pair ended up taking different buses home.
With
their marriage on the rocks, they have decided to agree to counselling
instead of involving the police to tackle their issues.
Madyibi said: 'I've only heard of penis enlargement and not penis shrinking.'
